Polar Bear Rant

It seems like every time you turn on CNN they are pressing the issue of global warming and how the ice caps are slowly fading away and polar bears are losing their habitat. I can understand stressing that the ice caps are melting and the oncoming melted water will flood certain parts of the world. But really though, polar bears are the least of the worries. The immediate problem is melting ice caps, which in the big picture wouldn't be TOO bad. On a grander scale global warming is the scarier thought, not fucking polar bears losing their homes. I wouldn't be ranting about this if it wasn't prevalent on the news. Sweet Jesus, it's like every other news story. It goes: murder, poor polar bears, gas shortage, poor polar bears, car recalls, poor polar bears. Obviously I'm exaggerating but it's a guilt trip and it's bullshit. One that makes me want to stand outside everyday with aerosol cans and then watch the fuckers drown in person. It may sound harsh, but really what have they ever done for us? They are vicious, there isn't one generous polar bear out there - it would not hesitate to maul you. Some of you are probably saying "Yeah...but they're cute." That's nice and all but I'm sure at least ONE of the nazi's were cute (they've got the blonde hair blue eyes thing going for them), doesn't make them good people and I would happily destroy their homes and feel nothing. Although, they do market Coca Cola during Christmas time and I must say I love those commercials. But those ads are extreamly ficticious. The mother bear wouldn't give second thought to eating her children as a food source. Polar bears are heartless I tell you. Don't fall for the yellow journalism CNN and other newsites are pedaling. Save the seals instead.

- Andrew